Road Rules!!

We here by swear to live by the rules of the road! To date they are as follows:


1. Do NOT critique the driver’s ability to operate a vehicle. There will be NO whining about speed.


2. Passengers do NOT have ANY right to touch the radio or suggest changes to the music. Wear ear plugs if you hate the way the driver sings.


3. No singing to songs that you don't know the words to.


4. Take a leak at every given opportunity. There is no stopping. If you have to "go," go in a cup. If there is no cup, go out the window. If you're not "comfortable" with that, hold it!


5. No farting. If said farting is unavoidable, the fartee's posterior must be outside the vehicle by 3 inches or more. See paragraph 7, guidlines on mooning, for details. 

6. Most importantly, explore. Road trips are called adventures for a reason.

7. For the duration of the trip you are not allowed to use or be called by you real name. You must be called by your road trip name at all times!

Will add more as we go, suggest some if you know of any gooduns!